Speed Clean Clinic
About Speed Clean Clinic
Dude, you awake? I literally cannot sleep. It’s 11 PM and my brain is still buzzing from Speed Clean Clinic.
Remember what that guy said it was about? Like, "players are responsible for cleaning and sanitation work... keeping the environment clean and hygienic... fresh and lovely art style... healing visual enjoyment... freedom to construct." NO. Just NO. That description is like saying pizza is "bread with toppings." Technically true, but completely missing the point.
I thought it was gonna be some chill, cozy game, like Animal Crossing but with a mop. I started playing, all calm, sweeping up some dust bunnies in the lobby. Then, BAM! A "Slime Blob" splattered all over the reception desk and started multiplying if I didn't zap it with the "Disinfecto-Ray" in like, five seconds. I almost screamed! It's not a healing visual enjoyment, it’s a high-stress, frantic, puzzle-solving race against time!
It's actually really good though, like, seriously good. It's not just cleaning, it's a crazy time-management puzzle where everything is trying to get grosser faster than you can clean it. You have to figure out the best order to clean things, like, do I tackle the "Grime Mold" on the floor first or the "Bio-Pustules" on the wall that are about to burst? Because if you don't clean the right thing first, the whole room just goes downhill so fast.
That little "squish-pop" sound when you vacuum up a "Gunk Glob" is so weirdly satisfying. And I figured out that if you spray the "Mega-Scrub" on the "Grime Beasts" *before* they turn into "Grime Golems," it saves you a ton of time. That was a game changer. Honestly, I looked at the clock and it was 1:30 AM. I just sat down to play for "a bit." I was even thinking about the "Plasma Puddles" at work today, like, what's the most efficient way to clear them?
It's like Overcooked but instead of cooking, your preventing a clinic from becoming a biohazard zone. It’s not relaxing at all, but it’s *so* much fun. You should really try it. I told my cousin Mike about it and he's hooked too. Anyway, probably should try to sleep. But yeah, this game is something else.
Remember what that guy said it was about? Like, "players are responsible for cleaning and sanitation work... keeping the environment clean and hygienic... fresh and lovely art style... healing visual enjoyment... freedom to construct." NO. Just NO. That description is like saying pizza is "bread with toppings." Technically true, but completely missing the point.
I thought it was gonna be some chill, cozy game, like Animal Crossing but with a mop. I started playing, all calm, sweeping up some dust bunnies in the lobby. Then, BAM! A "Slime Blob" splattered all over the reception desk and started multiplying if I didn't zap it with the "Disinfecto-Ray" in like, five seconds. I almost screamed! It's not a healing visual enjoyment, it’s a high-stress, frantic, puzzle-solving race against time!
It's actually really good though, like, seriously good. It's not just cleaning, it's a crazy time-management puzzle where everything is trying to get grosser faster than you can clean it. You have to figure out the best order to clean things, like, do I tackle the "Grime Mold" on the floor first or the "Bio-Pustules" on the wall that are about to burst? Because if you don't clean the right thing first, the whole room just goes downhill so fast.
That little "squish-pop" sound when you vacuum up a "Gunk Glob" is so weirdly satisfying. And I figured out that if you spray the "Mega-Scrub" on the "Grime Beasts" *before* they turn into "Grime Golems," it saves you a ton of time. That was a game changer. Honestly, I looked at the clock and it was 1:30 AM. I just sat down to play for "a bit." I was even thinking about the "Plasma Puddles" at work today, like, what's the most efficient way to clear them?
It's like Overcooked but instead of cooking, your preventing a clinic from becoming a biohazard zone. It’s not relaxing at all, but it’s *so* much fun. You should really try it. I told my cousin Mike about it and he's hooked too. Anyway, probably should try to sleep. But yeah, this game is something else.
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How to Play
There is a variety of cleaning tasks including common cleaning jobs such as sweeping the floor mopping the floor wiping surfaces and disposing of garbage Different areas have their corresponding cleaning tasks and requirements When cleaning players
Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!